Thrifty Produce strikes again!
I bought a giant package of bean thead noodles 'cause they were cheap
and apparently they are made out of some industrial strength polymer
unlike anything the space program ever produced.
They are impossible to break, chip or cut and
are more flexible than a good big wave leash.
We resorted to poultry shears to cut them,
about 3-5 noodles at a time,
in order to parcel them down to a size
mere mortals can consume.
I love that place...