the clippers offered baby james a spot on
their team with the most crazy deal ever....
to freakin choose his own coach if and
when he comes to the team
jesus christ, why don't they just offer him a
seasons worth of fluffers and to give him gold
statues of himself with mirrors all over his own
personal locker room that have women playing the
harp peacefully singing messages like "lebron youre
the best", "lebron, no matter who actually wins, youre
always the winner", and "kobe doesn't have shit on you"
because every team is going gaga over lebron
he's good, but he's no michael jordan
